"You can't live on planet rock star 24/7; you have to be down and dirty and have some fun."
"To do something that you feel in your heart that's great, you need to make a lot of mistakes. Anything that's successful is a series of mistake" — Bullet In A Bible
"Punk is always something that's going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point."
"The musical is amazing. I mean, I don't throw that word around very often unless I'm talking about myself. Being humble is one of my many fine qualities. " — IGN Interview May 2009
"When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it."
"You have to be forgiven of you're sins now so you can start sinning all night long" — Foxboro Hot Tubs show
"The harder you work, the luckier you get. " — Kerrang interview May 2010
"We put the fun back into dysfunctional"
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?"
"And for our fans, they're just crazy people anyway. I always look at people in a Green Day shirt, and I think, 'What's wrong with that person? What kind of hang-ups does that person have?' Obviously, it's not just the catchy songs, it goes deeper than that."
"Stand the fuck up! This isn't a fucking coldplay show!" — Concert during 21st Century Breakdown tour
"Nobody leaves this band unless it's in a coffin"
"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?" — Interview
"One thing I want to teach my son is sensitivity to other people. I want to teach him not to be this macho freak."
"Of course, you also want something that'll make one hell of a killer tattoo." — An interview talking about the characters Christian and Gloria
"I think we have the worst name in rock, I really do. It's the worst name in the world"
"If me and Mike Dirnt are in the same room, it's not quite right if he's not on stage with me." — American Idiot musical - January 22, 2011
"You don't mow another man's lawn!" — MTV Interview
"Rock bands are such pussies, you know? I honestly think that people are looking for something that's more than just a piece of shit"
"Attack your instruments. Don’t let them attack you."
"I fucking hate Lynyrd Skynyrd, I've always hated Lynyrd Skynyrd. Fuckin' backwards ass hillbilly shit."
"Do you wanna have sex and get married?" — Interview when asked what the Best Pick Up Lines were.
"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!"
"I never thought that being obnoxious would get me where I am now."
"I don't care what you do, I don't wanna be a mud hippie like you" — Woodstock 94 Mud Fight
"I didn't think I'd even be alive at 29... let alone still making music" — Kerrang Interview October 2001
"The bigger the risks, the better off you are. Otherwise you're just boring. "
"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot"
"Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I-I am a God."
"I heard Davey Havok has a brand of eyeliner out now... its AFI-liner"
"There’s supposed to be a curfew at this shithole. We don’t do fucking curfews. We’ll go off when we want"
"Punk is dead to anyone who didn't get it in the first place"
"Woodstock was about the closest thing to anarchy I've ever seen in my whole life, and I didn't like it."
"Our passion is our strength."
"Punk rock is dead...and I fucking killed it."
"Every night I play as if my life depends on it." — Interview NME June 2009
"I kind of became everyone’s weird uncle. I was drunk all the time wearing a fucking leopard g string."
"Rock 'n' roll can be fun and dangerous at the same time.
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"B-I-L-L-I-E J-O-E. My real name is Billie Joe. And it's southern, my moms from Oklahoma and that's how I got the name."
"They have bad taste. I am not a good-looking guy."
"[Our 'Waiting' video] was totally a failure. [MTV] doesn't show any videos anymore. If we had a booty video - if we had, like, McG, with girls shaking their ass in the video -- it would probably get played. Actually, I am just really bitter right now."
"I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade"
"I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid."
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"If someone falls down please pick them back up. Just because there's not a fuckin' camera in your face doesn't mean you don't have to lookout for each other."
"Slipknot sounds like Tre choking on a hairball."
"Let's shake some shit up - that's all you can do."
"To me, it doesn't feel like it's just another rock record that somebody put out. It feels like we taped into the culture a little bit" — Interview talking about American Idiot
"It's MISTER American Idiot to you..."
"Punk is always something that’s going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point."
"The day you become old is the day you're not looking for new experiences anymore."
"They sound like Tre choking on a hair ball."
"Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem."
"I hate celebrities. I really hate them."
"Y'know?" — Pretty much every interview
"What has two thumbs, speaks French, and likes blowjobs? *points thumbs at himself* Moi."
"History will tell if we were really a good band or just a one day fly."
"Music is the air that I breathe, it's the blood that pumps through my veins."
"Just because you're in the missionary position don't make you no missionary. " — AP interview October 2004
"I'm a dirt bag rock and roller. I want to represent that before anything else"
"Yeah fuck me! I wish all of you could fuck me!"
"What do you mean we walked around in girls clothes? We walked around in dresses and they happened to be ours!"
"Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1% lie about it."
"Welcome to Montreal-- fuck you', would be a good sign at your highways."
"...and sometimes I think she may have married the end of the world." — Talking about his wife, Adrienne.
"My goal is to be one of the biggest bands in the world, and I have never been bashful about saying that."
"You're the fucking leaders, you have the power. Don't let these bastards dictate the rest of the world, or dictate your fucking life!" — Live 8 concert on July 2, 2005 in Berlin, Germany
"I'm a songwriter-I'm obligated to keep pushing myself."
"This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk. It's kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it's like you take a dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet."
"We are not afraid to be entertainers."
"A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?"
"Yeah I've met members of The Who, and "members" of The Who"
"Are you canadian? Oh, okay, 'cause you're sure as hell acting like one right now."
"The day you become old is the day you're not looking for new experiences anymore."
"I'm always a work in progress." — Kerrang Interview May 2010
"We pride ourselves on trying to put on the best show we can and we're not afraid to say that we happen to be the best live band in the world" — Q Magazine interview - Nov 2010
"It's my fucking life and you know what, nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!"
"My job description is that I'm a rock star. And I'm good at it." — Kerrang Interview December 2005
"The one thing that's always stuck with us is that we're crazy mother fuckers." — 2010 interview in South America
