"They have bad taste. I am not a good-looking guy."
"This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk. It's kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it's like you take a dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet."
"My goal is to be one of the biggest bands in the world, and I have never been bashful about saying that."
"I didn't think I'd even be alive at 29... let alone still making music" — Kerrang Interview October 2001
"I'm a songwriter-I'm obligated to keep pushing myself."
"Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem."
"Do you wanna have sex and get married?" — Interview when asked what the Best Pick Up Lines were.
"Let's shake some shit up - that's all you can do."
"My job description is that I'm a rock star. And I'm good at it." — Kerrang Interview December 2005
"If someone falls down please pick them back up. Just because there's not a fuckin' camera in your face doesn't mean you don't have to lookout for each other."
"We pride ourselves on trying to put on the best show we can and we're not afraid to say that we happen to be the best live band in the world" — Q Magazine interview - Nov 2010
"Stand the fuck up! This isn't a fucking coldplay show!" — Concert during 21st Century Breakdown tour
"One thing I want to teach my son is sensitivity to other people. I want to teach him not to be this macho freak."
"Yeah I've met members of The Who, and "members" of The Who"
"Rock bands are such pussies, you know? I honestly think that people are looking for something that's more than just a piece of shit"
"The one thing that's always stuck with us is that we're crazy mother fuckers." — 2010 interview in South America
"You can't live on planet rock star 24/7; you have to be down and dirty and have some fun."
"We are not afraid to be entertainers."
"Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I-I am a God."
"I don't care what you do, I don't wanna be a mud hippie like you" — Woodstock 94 Mud Fight
"Every night I play as if my life depends on it." — Interview NME June 2009
"Punk is always something that's going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point."
"I'm always a work in progress." — Kerrang Interview May 2010
"I hate celebrities. I really hate them."
"Music is the air that I breathe, it's the blood that pumps through my veins."
"Punk rock is dead...and I fucking killed it."
"A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?"
"I kind of became everyone’s weird uncle. I was drunk all the time wearing a fucking leopard g string."
"I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade"
"I fucking hate Lynyrd Skynyrd, I've always hated Lynyrd Skynyrd. Fuckin' backwards ass hillbilly shit."
"When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it."
"I'm a dirt bag rock and roller. I want to represent that before anything else"
"Of course, you also want something that'll make one hell of a killer tattoo." — An interview talking about the characters Christian and Gloria
"The harder you work, the luckier you get. " — Kerrang interview May 2010
"...and sometimes I think she may have married the end of the world." — Talking about his wife, Adrienne.
"What has two thumbs, speaks French, and likes blowjobs? *points thumbs at himself* Moi."
"The day you become old is the day you're not looking for new experiences anymore."
"I heard Davey Havok has a brand of eyeliner out now... its AFI-liner"
"Our passion is our strength."
"Pretty and demented at the same time, like me."
"You have to be forgiven of you're sins now so you can start sinning all night long" — Foxboro Hot Tubs show
"Punk is always something that’s going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point."
"I think we have the worst name in rock, I really do. It's the worst name in the world"
"Attack your instruments. Don’t let them attack you."
"Punk is dead to anyone who didn't get it in the first place"
"I never thought that being obnoxious would get me where I am now."
"What do you mean we walked around in girls clothes? We walked around in dresses and they happened to be ours!"
"The day you become old is the day you're not looking for new experiences anymore."
"It's my fucking life and you know what, nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!"
"You're the fucking leaders, you have the power. Don't let these bastards dictate the rest of the world, or dictate your fucking life!" — Live 8 concert on July 2, 2005 in Berlin, Germany
"Are you canadian? Oh, okay, 'cause you're sure as hell acting like one right now."
"[Our 'Waiting' video] was totally a failure. [MTV] doesn't show any videos anymore. If we had a booty video - if we had, like, McG, with girls shaking their ass in the video -- it would probably get played. Actually, I am just really bitter right now."
"If me and Mike Dirnt are in the same room, it's not quite right if he's not on stage with me." — American Idiot musical - January 22, 2011
"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?" — Interview
"Y'know?" — Pretty much every interview
"Just because you're in the missionary position don't make you no missionary. " — AP interview October 2004
"To me, it doesn't feel like it's just another rock record that somebody put out. It feels like we taped into the culture a little bit" — Interview talking about American Idiot
"There’s supposed to be a curfew at this shithole. We don’t do fucking curfews. We’ll go off when we want"
"Yeah fuck me! I wish all of you could fuck me!"
"To do something that you feel in your heart that's great, you need to make a lot of mistakes. Anything that's successful is a series of mistake" — Bullet In A Bible
"B-I-L-L-I-E J-O-E. My real name is Billie Joe. And it's southern, my moms from Oklahoma and that's how I got the name."
"You have to search the absolute demons of your soul to make a great record."
"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot"
"And for our fans, they're just crazy people anyway. I always look at people in a Green Day shirt, and I think, 'What's wrong with that person? What kind of hang-ups does that person have?' Obviously, it's not just the catchy songs, it goes deeper than that."
"Welcome to Montreal-- fuck you', would be a good sign at your highways."
"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!"
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"Rock 'n' roll can be fun and dangerous at the same time.
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"You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?"
"The bigger the risks, the better off you are. Otherwise you're just boring. "
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"Woodstock was about the closest thing to anarchy I've ever seen in my whole life, and I didn't like it."
"I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid."
"It's MISTER American Idiot to you..."
"The musical is amazing. I mean, I don't throw that word around very often unless I'm talking about myself. Being humble is one of my many fine qualities. " — IGN Interview May 2009
"We put the fun back into dysfunctional"
